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Monkey Nuts 

The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!

Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
Monkey Nuts by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015

Monkey Nuts 

A book written in 2007 by Vickie Sabin.A murder mystery about Veronica Martin trying to solve the murder of her cherished "grams". Set in California, Missouri and Oregon. Well written, 4 1/2 stars out of 5.
I can't put down this great book, Monkey Nuts.
Monkey Nuts by DKG64113 June 23, 2008

monkey nuts 

Ron Jeremy has some serious monkey nuts.
monkey nuts by Lingus April 22, 2003

monkey nuts 

The testicles of a member of the ape family.
monkey nuts by Anonymous March 20, 2003

monkey nuts 

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.
monkey nuts by Tom January 7, 2003

Monkey nuts 

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts