MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.
Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker
by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003
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Monkey fucker

A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.
Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.
by theeel February 21, 2008
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Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.
Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.
by John September 20, 2003
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Monkey fucker

One who likes the reacharound when having relations with a monkey
by Mike Hunt August 25, 2003
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Son of a monkey fucker

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .
by MorsMortis March 08, 2010
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Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort
Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea
by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020
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pud pullin' monkey fucker

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
by kingmarki December 09, 2006
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