Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

monger

1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)

"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005

monger

1. One who enjoys hoarding things or accumulating stuff. 2. One who becomes obsessive about an act, concept, or idea.

Jay Leno is a car monger.
The king was a war monger.
She is a such a sex monger.

by boss-daddy from Louisville, KY July 18, 2003

monger

One who distributes things, people etc

shit monger
whore monger

by tw1st3d May 19, 2003

monger

another word for defining a retard/window licker.

your monger timmy! stop licking that window!

by Hightvoltage Alan July 7, 2006

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 5, 2005

Monger

One to stir the pot, cause an uproar, create a disturbance or disagreement between individuals.

If You never agree with your colleagues, you may be a Shit Monger!

by Captain shittemonger February 3, 2010