Mollycoddle

To gargle a penis in the back of one's throat while massaging the testicles and scrotum.

Did you hear her mollycoddle him for a good half hour? It was distracting.

by Poppycock909 August 10, 2010

Mollycoddle

Someone who thinks they're a lot tougher than they actually are.

The mollycoddle threatened to slap you and break your jaw, you can tell he/she thinks they are tough.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019

mollycoddle

A 21st century Peg Bundy. A meth addicted whore. Spends her days on the internet ignoring her kids. Has an insatiable hunger for lying and attention. In general, you would never want your kids hanging out at this kids house.

You got the number of a good divorce attorney?? I have a mollycoddle in my house.

by CardTrader December 12, 2007

Mollycoddle

A weak guy/girl. A mollycoddle keeps on telling the world that they are strong, or that the group they're a part of is strong, to the point that most other people would be considered braggarts if they did the same thing.

The mollycoddle talks about being strong, but never tells you about backstabbing people that knew him/her, whining about not getting something he/she were sure they deserved, or the world he/she retreats and hides from when he/she considers it scary.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2019

Mollycoddle

A baby reptile, a mollycoddle can be either sex, male or female.

The girl wanted to be a drill sergeant when she grew up, but people knew her as a soft mollycoddle and did not comply with her orders.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018

Mollycoddle

A pussy. A mollycoddle can be any race, religion, sexual orientation, sex, or background.

Did you hear the mollycoddle girl talk about breaking your jaw and stabbing you? That wasn't who she was growing up.

Did you hear the mollycoddle guy talk about beating you to a bloody pulp? He wasn't tough growing up, when did he become something other than a mollycoddle?

by Solid Mantis November 1, 2019

Mollycoddle

Someone that can't take criticism that is otherwise not unfair or illegitimate because they don't like it.

It's one thing to feel outraged by criticism that isn't based on what a person is really like, when it is full of falsehoods and malicious intent and the other person is just talking shit. Nobody likes to be criticized, but really it's a matter of whether the criticism makes sense or is not unfair to the other person, and it doesn't have to be good natured to be legitimate. To a mollycoddle, it all sounds like abuse or misjudgement.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021