Moll Scale

A scientific scale allegedly used to measure the objective worth of birthday gifts.

(Scene: Two scientists, hereafter referred to as #1 and #2, are in a windowless lab testing out recent gifts on the Moll Scale)

#1: Okay, what's next?
#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.
#1: Let's start measuring.

Minutes pass.

#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!

by Whoopi Guinanberg December 29, 2008

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moll-buzzer

British slang for a pick-pocket targeting women.

On the corner of Franklin & Airport, a moll-buzzer lurks to rob inebriated women.

by clazzle dazzle October 13, 2005

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Moll Bennett

A legend in the annels of Fenagh folklore. A Beauty of refined manners and good taste. She was reputed to be a vestal virgin till one Mim Scala of neighbouring Bagenalstown deflowered her in the dug outs of the football pitch.. In doing so he inadvertanly unleashed an insatiable appetite for cock to which she now will oblige any young man brave enough to venture to his STD riddled doom.......

OOOHH that Moll Bennett she gave me a horrid dose of the clap

by china man January 19, 2004

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moll and johnnie

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

by the gabba goul January 8, 2005

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