mole

scientific meaurement of molecules. a number that can not be seen.

6.02 x 10²³

celebrated oct 23 form 6:02 am to 6:02 pm
"...a mole of carbon molecules"
by giarthur micarter November 29, 2003
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A person who is half human half mole due to their love of staying in dark rooms and sleeping for ridiculously extended periods of time
stuart is such a mole, I can't even tell he's human anymore
by bananavsmole September 01, 2010
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a brown spot usually on ones face, sometimes accompanied by a nasty hair.

a mole causes unattractiveness.

usually its the people named ian who have moles.

occasionally people get picked on because of their moles.

the most common comeback for someone with a mole is, "itsa birthmark!!!"
weston:

"dude look at that nasty mole on ians face, its disgusting!"
by wolfwes April 12, 2008
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One who posts a subtly obnoxious message to a newsgroup or message board under the guise of being humanitarian or altruistic. Some posts are carefully worded to guilt the reader into responding in a positive manner. It's a subtle form of trollism relying on making people feel uncomfortable without being direct. The mole's seemingly innocent/positive posts are often allowed to stay out of fear of offending them, or the "attack" is too borderline and so everyone lets it slide. They may post something that in another context is fine, but paired in a context where it does not belong, which is the only thing causing it to be inappropriate, rather than the more direct and obvious provocative tactics used by an internet troll.
A patchy grey puppy photo was posted into several internet Black Labrador Retriever fan groups. The text on the puppy picture said, "I am ugly, but can I get a like and a share?". Several people actually replied "to the puppy" directly and in empathy as if the puppy were the "person" posting, also disregarding that the breed didn't even belong in that group.

Another chronic mole was a member of a famous philosopher internet fan group. Rather than posting quotes from that philosopher, or ideas in sync with theirs, she was making up her own philosophical statements, the majority of which had no relation to, or were often in direct opposition to the tenets of the philosopher. Because her words are not blatantly combative or provocative, admins feel "coerced" not to ban her despite her departure from the intended support of the group subject.
by Phoebe Figalilly August 17, 2018
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Noun - short for MoleMan - A person who rarely comes out of their basement to do much of anything despite his number of friends and his pretty nice car. Moles usually stay in their basement and play on the computer or watch anime all the time. They are rarely seen to eat, and can be pretty fun if you can coax them out of their hole.
"Oscar Mike Golf! I saw mole eating the other day when I went to his hole. Sure it took him 20 minutes to answer the door, but hes so hott, hes worth it."
by canadia March 02, 2004
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often a grant, small and awkardly tiny.
OMG MOLE IS SO SMALL WE SHOULD PUT HIM IN A MICROWAVE!
by sistasista213 July 08, 2009
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a bald headed man with odd shaped lips and a lump on his neck with a face similar to that of a mole.
wow. check that man. he looks like a mole with a condom on his head, testicle on his neck, fish lips, my what a mole.
by georgiaqwertyuiop September 01, 2006
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