moccasins

Sweetest form of shoes known to man

Holy shit, eric just cut his moccasins in pics basement. He'll get laid wearin those!

by Eric March 21, 2003

Mockatang

A collective group of greyhounds.

The mockatangs raced around the dog park before resting in the shade.

by Over the rainbow 2930 May 30, 2022

Mormasian

n. the combination between a Mormon and an Asian, an incredibly intelligent ninja, worshiping, all-powerful being.
Mormasians have the abilities of both Mormons and Asians ranging from ninja skills, 4.0 GPAs, the ability to being well liked, and lying.

Mormasians are going to take over the world! / If Devin Earl and Destiny Phan had a kid it'd be a Mormasian.

by Devin Earl December 9, 2010

Mockasaur

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Sex Moccasin

A colloquial term for a "perfect" Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ. A "new" vagina.

I just wanna slip into her sex moccasin for awhile and feel the comfort.

by ScreamingGremlin August 11, 2010

sloth moccasin

A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.

I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.

Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.

by Dr. Slippy &The Trouser Snakes January 24, 2010

Moccasins

The most comfortable type of shoe known to man. Feels like a little cuddly bear giving your feet a nice warm hug.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out my new moccasins!

Guy 2: Aw sweet! Moccasins are so comfortable!

by mikemccola October 18, 2011