moccasins

Sweetest form of shoes known to man

Holy shit, eric just cut his moccasins in pics basement. He'll get laid wearin those!

moccasins by Eric March 21, 2003

Moccasins

The most comfortable type of shoe known to man. Feels like a little cuddly bear giving your feet a nice warm hug.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out my new moccasins!

Guy 2: Aw sweet! Moccasins are so comfortable!

Moccasins by mikemccola October 18, 2011

moccasins

A form of shoe that Ally Hilfiger would not allow her husband to wear ever.

Take those ugly moccasins off your feet.

moccasins by Megs December 13, 2003

moccasins

Shoes for Indian wannabes. If you're not Native American, don't wear the shoes. UGLIEST SHOES U COULD EVER FIND!ONLY GAY GUYS WEAR THEM!

Danny- "Hey, look at my cool new moccasins! Aren't they so fab?!?"

Me- "Hell no! Why the hell would you wear those? Are you gay?!?"

moccasins by Danny December 28, 2004

moccasins. 

An admittedly stupid new inside joke on the (once-)popular Wikipedia parody website known as Uncyclopedia (en.uncyclopedia.co). The joke began in an article titled "A story built one word at a time" (in which, of course, an editor could only type one word into the article before waiting for someone else to do the same). In this story, these shoes were by chance referred to as swag, eventually leading to the word "moccasin" being spammed all over the story and elsewhere on Uncyclopedia, often in giant bold letters.
Large amounts of moccasin lore now exists on Uncyclopedia, such as a the existence of a nation called Moccasinia ruled over by the Great Lord Móckasiin (I can't make this stuff up), and the all-knowing Supreme Skin-Shoe Deity Mokkááwŝen.

WOW! Willy Wonka can shit! That's how I died. Remember the penguins at the chocolate factory? They pushed Mario, then jumped onto a pregnant Luigi in hell, also moccasins kill moccasins just because moccasins kill moccasins moccasinly because of fucking
(in giant bold letters) moccasins.

moccasins. by Bbb23’s left testicle May 4, 2024

Douche Moccasins 

Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.

Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.

Examples of Douche Moccasins include:

$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.

ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.

Gators, worn for any reason

Douche Moccasins by Bobotron March 24, 2010

Knockin' Moccasins 

Indian sex (feather indians, not dot).

Otherwise known as "going native".

Both participants should be drunk, obviously.

"On our camping trip Red Sitting Bull and Amanda spent the whole time knockin' moccasins in the tee pee."

"Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."

Knockin' Moccasins by M and B September 28, 2013