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mockatarian 

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.
mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.
mockatarian by boodody March 1, 2005

Mockstalgia 

Nostalgia for places/events/things that never occurred or do not exist.
She has Mockstalgia for Argletown
Mockstalgia by Dynamo0602 February 23, 2021
quirky punk pop band from the armpit of the midwest.
Kyle: Did you go see Mocktag last night
Drew: No, I was too goddamn busy getting some cake or something idk. Hey Jakob wanna get loaded?
mocktag by smellyballs69420 July 4, 2023

murkatang 

to seriously beat the fuck out of something either sexually or fighting something to both of destruction...
damn john got with amy and boy did he ever murkatang

jo murkatanged bill when he bopsed him in his izzear
murkatang by dutt April 2, 2005

MONGATANG 

An idiot or person of low IQ that also walks with an monkey style gait
Look at that mongatang he needs a belt and pull his trousers up

or

There is that group of mongatang's hanging outside the shops again
MONGATANG by cromaloop September 5, 2014
A yellow mustang driven back and forth all day long by a mook who thinks his cruising will actually make him Kool.
There goes that yellow Mookstang again.
mookstang by larrysimmons May 15, 2010