Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

Moisturizer

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

by Anna! =) December 1, 2009

Eagle Mixture

An Eagle Mixture is situated on women's pussy when a women is on her period. It's a mixture of period juice, cum, cheese and pubes.

I just slept with this slut and she totally had an eagle mixture it was discuting.

by Hamish2000 May 9, 2012

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

by gnostic1 November 9, 2012

midnight moisturizer

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007

Dolly Mixture

Mainly used by teenagers to secretly take alcohol without their parents knowing.

The process is to take up to an inch of liquour from each bottle you have and add them together into one large bottle so that it looks doesn't like some of the alcohol went 'missing'

1) We shared a dolly mixture last night.

2) 'Why do you do a dolly mixture?'

'So that my mom doesn't find out that i'm secretly taking some. You should try it sometime.'

by first time urban contributor March 9, 2010