Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

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mittlestat

Is my ginger friend who has he nickname Linguini because he looks like Linguini from Rattatouillie. Oh yeah I guess he is kinda funny too.

Mittlestat is kinda dumb.

by ExtraPikles September 1, 2021

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Mitter

Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.

Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.

"Damn Mitters stole my bike."

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

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Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

by geroldf July 19, 2012

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mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)

Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters

by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021

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1.) A phrase confirming a question that makes you look cool and collected, sometimes a tad bit arrogant.

2.) A dance in which one fiddles their hands together and bounces up and down.

3.) A gang sign with the right hand forming a "C" and the left hand forming an upside down West Side.

Hey man, did you get that promotion?! "Coy Mittle Wit' It!"

by RDubbStep January 28, 2011

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