mittlestat 

Is my ginger friend who has he nickname Linguini because he looks like Linguini from Rattatouillie. Oh yeah I guess he is kinda funny too.

Mittlestat is kinda dumb.

mittlestat by ExtraPikles September 1, 2021

mittelstadt mode 

Much like sicko mode or goblin mode, Mittelstadt mode is a heightened form of pure unadulterated energy and downright awesomeness. To which one takes themselves to another level, much like Casey Mittelstadt did in the 2018 Hockey World Junior Championships. Typically in Mittelstadt mode when drunk. Often comes from an unsung hero.

Joseph enter’s Mittelstadt mode when the 10 from state asks him to be her partner for beer ball.

“Hey man how’d your spring break go?”

“I got zero play from the birds but I went Mittelstadt mode on the pong table.”

mittelstadt mode by BigOil18 August 7, 2023

Mittelstand 

Economic German for a pile of narrow-minded smurfs doing their own thing without being noticed.

Quantitative definition: They don't have a lot of money.

Qualitative definition: They do incest.

A: What's this company? I haven't heard about it ever.
B: Some Mittelstand tard trying to conquer the world by selling wieners.

Mittelstand by bdms November 26, 2011