by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
Get the Mistress mug.A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.
The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
Get the Mistress mug.1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.
1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.
by J June 4, 2003
Get the Mistress mug.Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.
After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.
by urban pervert October 31, 2003
Get the Mistress mug.by tiffany April 28, 2004
Get the Mistress mug.A woman who enjoys having control over a guy ( who might have a gf or wife) and dominating him. Domination could include humiliation and physical discipline or it could be based on positive feedback. It is also usually assumed that the men should submit all of his paycheques to his mistress and she will decide if he can have a part of it for himself or his wife
Mistress: good boy now send me all of your paycheque.
Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday
Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me
Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday
Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me
by LexicalBoomer November 2, 2021
Get the Mistress mug.A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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