Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

Minced

A slang term spin-off of the word “chopped” , minced is when somebody is so chopped that when they walk they look drunk.

This dude can’t even walk straight he’s so minced.

by CheeX_2bagger August 19, 2020

Minced

When you are finely chopped/faded (high)

Matt’s eyes were so red, you could tell he was minced right when he walked in the room

by Airbudfan99 January 9, 2019

Minced

To be completely and utterly shredded. To have extremely low body fat percentage and to have extreme muscle definition.

Hey jimmy are you dieting right now?

Yeah, I’m carb cycling. I’m gonna get minced.

by Bigpeepeejew February 6, 2020

Get Minced

Similar in meaning to get roasted and is a fun and obsessive way to say it.

"The color on my shirt is brighter than your future"
"Ooooohhh! Get minced!"

by Quicksand Boy January 8, 2018

minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat

Bruce Jenner has minced meat

by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019