Minced

Beyond chopped
Approximately a 1-4 out of 10

Guy 1: “Damn, bro is chopped”
Guy2: “I would go as far as to say he is minced”
Guy 1:”Heard you”

by Langweenie May 6, 2025

Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Minced Oath

An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.

I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.

by Matthew850 September 21, 2006

Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

by Coolging805 December 11, 2011

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat

Bruce Jenner has minced meat

by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019