Milted is when you get fucking owned by milty and lose all your pride and then try to fight back but then lose even more pride and then eat shit and then try to make fun of how many times I used and in the same sentence and then eat my shit anyway tsunami~~~~~~ ???????
by Milty™ January 07, 2005
Ejaculate from the human male penis.
Milted - Past tense of milt.
Milty - Covered with milt.
Milting - The state of ejaculating.
Miltish - Resembling milt.
Milted - Past tense of milt.
Milty - Covered with milt.
Milting - The state of ejaculating.
Miltish - Resembling milt.
Dude, did you see that condom back there? It had milt all in it!
Oh, man...I need a towel. I milted all over myself.
I had a wet dream and now my sheets are all milty.
What the hell do you want?! I'm milting!
Dude, that medicine was sick...it was all miltish!
Oh, man...I need a towel. I milted all over myself.
I had a wet dream and now my sheets are all milty.
What the hell do you want?! I'm milting!
Dude, that medicine was sick...it was all miltish!
by Dude November 24, 2003
by Itsyaboi mc kenty March 17, 2019
Verb: Variation of Melt:
1. To make or become liquified, typically by heat
2. To make or become tender or loving
To milt, milting, or milted originated in America in the 21st century and was first put into common use by a guy who vaped in the bathroom.
1. To make or become liquified, typically by heat
2. To make or become tender or loving
To milt, milting, or milted originated in America in the 21st century and was first put into common use by a guy who vaped in the bathroom.
1. The Wicked Witch of The West's third cousin twice removed, who had been banished to Florida, screamed, "I'M MILTINGGGG" when he made the cerebral attempt of getting in the ocean.
2. Wow, everything my amazing girlfriend does makes me milt... but not in the fish cum way, in the wow I just love her so much way.
2. Wow, everything my amazing girlfriend does makes me milt... but not in the fish cum way, in the wow I just love her so much way.
by The Public Needs Black Sails November 27, 2017
Mother In Leather Trousers. A woman old enough to know better who accompanies her young kids to rock concerts and tries to dress to impress
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