Midstokke

The coolest person in the world, Amazing skateboarder

Dude that guy is such a midstokke!

by Shwn February 10, 2010

The Maestroke

Swinging your dick like you’re composing a symphony.

Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.

by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021

mistooken

the correct past tense for the mistake.

I was mistooken yesterday about when the dance is.

by DoggyNate September 27, 2017

Mistrakes

The word that the teacher accidentially yells at you after you have corrected one of his pryor mistakes.

"Mr. Corben, its not the 5th its the 7th. "
"Damit Hego I never make mistrakes!"

by Anthony DiPaula September 30, 2005

Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.

Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025

Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.

Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025

Mudstroke

The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often performed in solitude, on the toilet, and rarely admitted to in public — for good reason.

Bro… I walked in on Kyle mid-Mudstroke. I can’t unsee that.”
“He said it helps him multitask. That’s not productivity, that’s a Mudstroke.”

by Turtle_skittles_18 May 30, 2025