Kurt Cobain's Microphone

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

by Sieffy March 21, 2017

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Microphone check

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.

Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

by all_good_daze June 15, 2019

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Meat Microphone

A description for the erect penis.

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.

by rack757 November 10, 2011

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Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear

My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis

by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

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microphallophobia

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.

Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

by darwinwasright October 6, 2015

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