Microphoning

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

by evodievo January 13, 2009

Mycophobia

Mycophobia is the fear of fungus, such as mold or athlete's foot. And yes, mushrooms.

Conrad had Mycophobia. He cannot stand the sight of mold on his bathroom walls. Therefore he avoids taking showers, preferring to bathe at the sink.

by VioletHills August 10, 2013

micophobia

The fear of mushrooms

I frickin hate mushrooms! I think i have micophobia

by Jade301199 April 10, 2015

microphonium

The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.

"He pulled this huge microphonium out"

by PeRRyO November 26, 2006

Micaphobia

The fear of not being gay for mica

Sam : *sends noods but not interested in being gay for mica*

Mica : I CALL IT MICAPHOBIA YPU MICAPHOBIC BKTCG

by Valeriusly February 15, 2020

Mikrosphobia

The fear that everywhere and anytime there are short men watching you or the general fear of seeing short men

Jim had Mikrosphobia and was watching the Lorax. He saw Aloysius O’hare and started to tremble in fear.

by Kermit Meister March 15, 2021

Metrophobia

An uncommon fear of poetry.

So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.

by Phobiaz July 22, 2008