Microtexting

The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.

“Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.

by Star_Index_Media August 13, 2020

Micronesian Mahi Mahi

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.

i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

by bigstinksharkysharkdevin January 29, 2019

Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

by jim townsend February 4, 2010

Microlearning

Electronic learning delivered in short durations with lessons or topics that are able to be completed individually or as part of a larger learning objective.

With Microlearning, each lesson has a specific learning objective, a high consumability factor, and is interactive or relatable with the target audience.

"I learn things quicker through microlearning"

"I like that I can spend my break learning something new, best of all, I actually remember it! Microlearning is great!"

by Startup Industries March 24, 2020

Macrobe

(1) A body-less head.
A head that has been severed in a sterilized sanitary severing device. And then begins to march over you.

See "March of the Macrobes" by Blaster the Rocketman

Macrobes! Here comes the heads! The chosen heads! of the bodiless Men!

by IMM539 February 10, 2009

microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

niche internet microcelebrity

a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.

1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era

by doubledareya April 4, 2022