instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.

I was instant messaging that kid.

by Tokyo July 28, 2008

Text messaging

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.

Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*

by ProudGinger June 24, 2010

sex messaging

Sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin' some. a.k.a. The new booty call.

"Dude, it's 3 am, you're at a bar and you're wasted. Who are you texting?" "Bro, I'm sex messaging the bartender at Julep. She's coming over later."

by Haastility February 23, 2007

Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.

I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.

by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018

Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010

MEGAginge

1) Person of extreme gingerness (not good) who is also being stuck in an 80's timewarp resulting in severe brain capacity reduction

2) An object of affection for confused teenage female(s) who have become disenchanted with their angst ridden existance and subsequently lost touch with reality

3) Person with limited moral and intersocial understanding who fails to comprehend that they are universally disliked (with the exception of 2) and do not see that their behaviour has a severe impact on the way others think of them

1) That boy is pure MEGAginge

2) Its sickening, he is just MEGAginge

3) Thank god for the ignore option

by MEGAdisgust crew September 3, 2004