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3d Medical Battalion

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A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.
Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."
by fpconproblemchild November 22, 2011
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medical cannabis

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Cannabis that is legaly used as medicine for terminal illnesses and other sickness .Bought in Canna clubs/compassion clubs where it can be grown proffesionaly and Legaly for pecific illnesses.Usally Higher quality then street Cannabis, but not in some places(like Canada).legal nation wide in canada, but only some American States(like California)

Some people use cannabis illegaly to releave pain/sickness but they are still doing wrong it the eyes of the law.
1.I can walk up to a cop smoking my medical cannabis and ask him for directions if i want.Not that i would
by Hymen June 27, 2006
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Self-Medicate

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v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol
Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka
by Chris24O April 8, 2010
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wizard medication

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Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').
Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.
by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012
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Medicated

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To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.
After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.
by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016
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self medicate

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The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).
I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.
by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005
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medicated meatstick

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This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006
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