meatload

The condition of having too much cock in the mouth.

Because of Yosef’s meatload, he was unable to breath and passed out, whereupon cocks were drawn on his forehead.

by PoopsMcG January 15, 2009

casual meatloaf

Used to describe passive-aggressive tensions between two people. Not nessecarily "beef", but not normal tensions.

"Hey, do you still have beef with Mark after he hooked up with your ex?"
"No, we just have Casual Meatloaf."

by ArxidiaX2 December 21, 2016

Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt

I gave her an anal meatloaf last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

Brooklyn Meatloaf

the act of taking a dump in somebody's oven and then slowly baking it so that the smell permeates through the entire residence.

i left a brooklyn meatloaf at john's apartment while he is away on vacation

by Mr. Meatloaf December 11, 2007

Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

Baking a meatloaf

When a bald guy wears a baseball cap and gets a sunburn, and the resulting burn pattern resembles a hunk of meatloaf on the back of their head.

Max: "Woah, looks like you're baking a meatloaf on your noggin!"
Thomas: "Damn, should've worn sunscreen I guess!"

by Fidelcashflow88 September 23, 2019

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010