mbp

mandatory black person. in a group of males/females, it is always necessary to have at least one mbp in the group. just in case you need someone to translate ghetto speak or get you the best friend chicken. obviously mbp's are necessary.

1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.

1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.

by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiopzxcvbnm,. July 22, 2010

MBP

An acronym for "My Big Penis" as opposed to Macbook Pro for dirty-minded people.

A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.

by kaamanita April 30, 2011

MBP

Motor Boating Pediatrician. A Pediatrician who enjoys natural breasts and motor-boating them.

Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.

My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.

by sea net playa March 6, 2019

MBP

Most ballainest playa'

I'm the MBP, most ballainest playa', bitch call me the mayor
Welcome to ATL, Jermaine Dupri

by BDS March 19, 2003

MBP

Acronym for Massive Black Penis.

Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.

Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!

by ketsmash October 16, 2017

MBP

Acronym used by MacBook Pro owners to show off and to seem/feel superior to their interlocutors, especially if they have PCs.
Mainly when texting.

- wait, I'll see if I got that music on my MBP
- your what ?
- my MacBook Pro, dude !

by MBP showing off owner March 28, 2011

MBP

My Big Penis. Easy isn't it, to remember?
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.

1. <SMS> do u wnt 2 play wih MBP?
2. I just wanted to say that MBP is the best ^^Y

by Maxwell Jones July 2, 2006