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Dylan Matthews

Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
"I forgot to take care of my Dylan Matthews plant. Now Dylan is in trouble."
by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
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Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying
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Matthew Daddario

Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.
by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017
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matthew sturniolo

“why are your standards so high?” “because matthew sturniolo exists.”
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matthew morrison

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maison matthews indicator

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.
When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off
by RetardedWarrenBuffet September 1, 2020
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matthewsexual

someone who is in love with just matthew gray gubler. they have love for only matthew gray gubler and nobody else.
Hey! I’m matthewsexual.
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