chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009

compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

masterbeard

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.

"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

by Haguj March 28, 2020

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004

Masterbaté

It’s simply the same as “masterbate” but it’s a classier way to say it.

I was in the fitting room at Targét and was so turned on by the cucumbers in the produce section that I needed to masterbaté.

by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021