Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

ambi-masterbatious

the ability to masterbate with eithor hand.

Graig is so ambi-masterbatious. He was rubbing one out the other day with his left hand, got tired and finished with his right.

by David R July 10, 2005

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbation Coma

It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.

Steve: Hey, Whats up?

Jon: Nothin.

Steve: Wheres Bob?

Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.

Steve: Alright.

by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009

masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 9, 2003

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010