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markitecture

A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :

CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
by liotier February 26, 2010
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Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus
"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"
by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006
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Maritess

Maritess is a nickname for a person who loves gossip, more like the Filipino version of a Karen.
Maritess, Maritess! Anong Latest?
(Maritess, Maritess! What's the latest?)
by Kaijto123 November 28, 2021
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Marite

Marite
Girls name, the hottest girl you'll ever meet. she has the most amazing boobs and an amazing ass. she's the best person you'll ever hookup with. She is the bomb super outgoing and crazy! You will never have a bad time with her around! Marite is also a party girl and can drink like crazy so if you cant hang dont try her! She will out drink anyone! She's very picky so if you get the chance to do anything with her then you better cause shes one in a million! Once you memorize her name you'll never forget it! There is only One Marite! She's an amazing friend!
oh my god! she's so hot.
You hooked up with Marite? Your the luckiest guy alive!
I want to Smash Marite!
Who's Marite? What? Google her that bitch is famous!
by BLABJHEHKNWJ August 13, 2010
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Markitect

A marketing professional who builds on-line environments to promote a business, brand, personality, industry or idea.
Whoever built the Coca-Cola Facebook page is a great markitect!
by SociallySteve November 29, 2013
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Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.
John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!
by woofles August 4, 2015
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marmite motorway

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...
by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004
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