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Maple Weeds

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
by hansonnet November 20, 2010
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mailer-demon

An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.
Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?

Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.
by Not John Vallone November 6, 2010
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maple syrup land

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"
by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017
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maple fever

A fetish for girls of the Canadian race.
It's bad enough we have to live in America and now all the boys with Maple Fever are going to want to have at our daughter!
by Hank South November 8, 2015
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Maple~

Yo, I just saw Maple~ in H Party last night, it was craaazy.
by Anon Tree January 16, 2023
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Maple Milk

Milk produced by a lactating Canadian man.

Most commonly used as the goop they put on poutine and as an alternative for soy.

It is often thick and gluelike, the consistency and volume depending on the T levels of the Canadian man producing the milk, lower T usually equates to higher yields and richer sauce.

Canadian betamales produce the highest grade milk when being analy sodomized by a woman using a strap-on phalus and receiving cock and ball torture simultaneously. This method is called Patookinee and creates a product with a gobsmacking syrup-like stickiness and taste.

The milk produced north of Saskatoon exits the nipples as thin frozen shards, known as Chibuck Nuggets or Chibougeri if you’re a dirty French. Milking Chibuck is described as an intense euphoric agony.
“I heard you met the prime minister! Please tell me you exchanged you maple milk”

“Maple milk eh.”

“My girlfriend cheated on me eh, gonna go maple milk myself and hope she takes me back tomorrow.”

“Oh I’m sorry about that, didn’t mean to squirt ya, just as you walked by I saw a Muslim migrant holding hands with my wife and I guess I got a little exited...”
“Oh fine fine, I shouldn’t’ve walked through your blast radius, but frankly I’m just amazed that your maple milk managed to shoot out two metres through your shirt!”
“Well yeah, that’s the power of progress...
**O Canada crescendos in the background**

knowing my wife is zer own person, that I don’t own zer body... it’s just... it’s- uh-oh! I feel it coming again! QUICK grab a bowl of poutine! This is good shit right here, I don’t wanna waist it!”
“Ah! All I’ve got is this doughnut, unbutton your shirt and lets glaze this beaut!”
by Resicoi August 3, 2019
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Maple legs

Maple legs. Usually a Canadian gal with legs for miles. That are golden like maple syrup.
Did you see maple legs at hay days?
Maple legs can tap my tree for some syrup.
by Bog ding September 20, 2016
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