(MAH-LENT-ENT)
1. (V.) misunderstanding a certain type of joke off redit or twitter
2. (Adj.) confused, at unease or strongly worried
1. (V.) misunderstanding a certain type of joke off redit or twitter
2. (Adj.) confused, at unease or strongly worried
1: "I'm feeling Malentient about the test, Mr. Elvectriitve".
2: He looked Malentient about the name Adolf.
2: He looked Malentient about the name Adolf.
by Death_Ritur December 13, 2021
Get the malentient mug.compound word formed from the roots 'magenta' and 'testicles'. referring to a set of magenta hued testicles.
this term was coined by fadingathedges at work.
this term was coined by fadingathedges at work.
by fadingathedges October 7, 2004
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An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016
Get the Manvention mug.A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.
"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"
by senorklein February 19, 2010
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1. male inertness, esp. with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
2. Physics of a man NOT in motion.
a. the property of man by which he retains his state of rest or his velocity along a straight line so long as it is not acted upon by an external force, such as his partner asking him to do something.
1. male inertness, esp. with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
2. Physics of a man NOT in motion.
a. the property of man by which he retains his state of rest or his velocity along a straight line so long as it is not acted upon by an external force, such as his partner asking him to do something.
by mennapping May 15, 2009
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1. male inertness, esp. with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
2. Physics of a man NOT in motion.
a. the property of man by which he retains his state of rest (or his velocity along a straight line) so long as it is not acted upon by an external force, such as his partner asking him to do something; most usually pertaining to immobility.
1. male inertness, esp. with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
2. Physics of a man NOT in motion.
a. the property of man by which he retains his state of rest (or his velocity along a straight line) so long as it is not acted upon by an external force, such as his partner asking him to do something; most usually pertaining to immobility.
by mennapping May 15, 2009
Get the Manertia mug.The act of filling your lady’s/man’s holes and whilst committing adultery you fill the consenting party’s former holes with edible magenta glitter, sparkles, confetti, miracle whip. You then commit the adultery and when it comes time to climax the former glitter partner must queef, fart, or excrete the glitter. The dominate partner must then scream out MAGENTIC 3 times during their last few pumps inside the consenting partner.
by SEBABYKING January 30, 2021
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