a shallow person usually who likes to judge other people's looks yet are oblivious to their own flaws. they hang out in big groups and like to start shit with total strangers and resort to sterotypes to try to piss off strangers. they have like no real taste and like to use deogroaty terms to piss you off. they also hang out all day at mall doing nothing and purposely trying to provoke a fight with total strangers.
mallrat #1 "did you see that girl?"
mallrat #2 "yes"
mallrat #1 "well they have no taste in fashion they look like they got all their clothes from a shopping center not a mall"
total stranger : "excuse me? fucking mallrat! you shouldn't talk you look like total trash and your're fucking ugly inside and out"
mallrat #2 "yes"
mallrat #1 "well they have no taste in fashion they look like they got all their clothes from a shopping center not a mall"
total stranger : "excuse me? fucking mallrat! you shouldn't talk you look like total trash and your're fucking ugly inside and out"
by parisisawhore June 15, 2006
2 Definitions:
1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.
2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.
1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.
2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.
by Jjuusssttiiinnn Aatttkkinnnssoonnn April 18, 2004
A hilarious Kevin Smith movie. It is one of the earlier Jay and Silent Bob films. The movie details a day two guys spend hanging out at the mall while trying to figure out a way to win back their girlfriends.
Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
by C the kike October 16, 2006
Those for whom the Mall is a place of both recreation and relaxation, a place of worship and of desecration, and a place where one can happily pack a bagged lunch in order to spend all the time neccessary in order to see a stereogram image appear.
by Dead Hero April 02, 2003
Kids between the ages of 13 to 17 that hang around canwest mall EVERYDAY, they beg people for smokes and weed all day and eventually go home, not for long tho cause they return back to the mall the next morning.
by nanananna April 21, 2007
by Ugmo October 28, 2002
Mallrats is the funniest movie ever made. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes kick ass. Snooch to tha nooch Bitches.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Mallrats last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, It sucked. I fucking hate Kevin Smith and all those gay movies."
Guy 1: (Shoots Guy 2 in the balls).
Guy 2: "Yeah, It sucked. I fucking hate Kevin Smith and all those gay movies."
Guy 1: (Shoots Guy 2 in the balls).
by Camel toe Joe July 28, 2004