malakitis

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.

I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!

by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

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Daron Malakian

Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway

Daron Malakian is truly genius.

A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.

by White Trash Allah June 27, 2012

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An amazing guitarist, best known for his work with System of a Down where he also did back up vocals and wrote most of the lyrics. He is a great artist and stands for world peace. He's been known to be pretty out there and to say and do odd/ random things on and off stage, that is not to say he can't be deep. He has great stage presence, in fact the awesomeness level of a room goes significantly up when he enters it. Daron is just so... Daron. And its wonderful. Even though he's going through one of his "sedated" stages right now, he's still full of Darony goodness :D Basically a magical, sexy, musical, beast!!!

Interviewer: So, why did you make this a double album?

Daron Malakian: Well, *stoned out silence*, superman came to me and told me to make this a double type of record... so I said, "Well alright Superman", then batman came along and...

A) Wow, Daron's guitar solo was orgasmic!
B) Daron exudes orgasmicness.

by breathing is fun May 17, 2009

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Malaki

Malaki ( Malachi ) A very amazing little boy/man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl if mess with his girl you found trouble. He has a gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they'll know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.

Y'all know that kid Malaki ?

He's a cool dude!

by Beautifulsince90 January 16, 2017

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Malakai

Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.

I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai

by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014

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Malaki

A very funny, cute, and trustworthy friend for anyone. No matter what the person does, is, or looks, he doesnt judge. Hes the person who you will wait for and he will wait for you. He is the person who will care for you and understand how you feel without even asking. A true friend overall who will be there through thick and thin.

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Hes cute and a really good friend...he gets me ^.^

by AnonymousMatthais May 31, 2017

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