mastursleep

That moment when you finish masturbating and involuntarily fall asleep directly after climax.

Yeah man, so I just came all over and fell asleep covered in my cum and hand still on my dick. Totally got some good mastursleep.

by hXcj July 20, 2013

Masturtweet

The act of tweeting yourself, i.e. sending yourself a tweet by sending, replying or retweeting to yourself on the twitter network.

Usually the act of "Masturtweeting" is followed by sudden realisation and an expletive, often followed by a public tweet apologising for masturtweeting in public.

@me yeah dude, I was totally wasted last night <enter>

"Oh Shiz, just sent that to myself again..."

@all sorry guys, just masturtweeted again, can't help myself

by ccwharris November 4, 2009

mastursleat

(v.) to masturbate, sleep, and eat all at once.

Dan was so tired, hungry, and horny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, "i'm going home to mastursleat"

I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.

by sexx cauldron September 25, 2009

masturtexting

masturbating with the visual created from sensual text messages

thru text msg.
boy: what are you wearing?
girl: tanktop and undies
boy: take it off
girl: which one's first? the tanktop or undies?
boy: shit, i think i'm having a boner
girl: oh my god you're masturtexting

by ihcodagedas January 10, 2011

ManTurtle

A term used when describing a person who claims to believe in the sincerity of another persons statement, although it is obvious to the general public that the he does not. Popularized by Stephen Colbert.

Guy 1 " Did you tell your girlfriend what really happened?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, she said she beleives me, but it's obvious that she's just being a manturtle about it..."

by TeenGirlSquad August 29, 2010

manturtle mc squee

When a human strongly believes that they are a turtle. (usually found on the streets in big cities)

"Oh pity, there's another manturtle mc squee"

by Qmlhunter January 14, 2021

Mudturtle

1.) To mudturtle (or mudturtling) is a sex act in which someone goes down on a woman at the tail end of her period, when it's all brown. Derivation: the reptile, Mud Turtle, which lives alongside swamps and lakes.
2.) It can also refer to the final phase of a woman's period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.

1.) Man: Hey baby, mind if I go downtown?
Woman: If you don't mind mudturtling, I'm down.

The act is referenced in the comedy song "Mudturtle" by Purdy Hölsom.

2.) "My period is almost over; I'm mudturtling."

by candyandisaurus April 22, 2014