the mailman

Nickname given to Karl Malone, former power forward for the Utah Jazz of the NBA and one of the game's 50 Greatest Players. The name was given to him in college by a sportswriter who covered Malone's Alma Mater, Louisiana Tech.

Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.
"The Mailman had a special delivery for the Golden State Warriors last night, going off for 46 points and 13 rebounds."

"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."
by Thunder DG April 11, 2008
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When a cunt ass bitch leans over while driving and gives the passenger road head while he/she grabs the wheel and drives like The Mailman.
"Hey man one day this cunt ass bitch wouldn't stop talking while driving so I pulled The Mailman on her."
by BLUE1DEVILS January 07, 2018
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A dating tactic where you show up at the house of your interest unannounced. The opposite of "ghosting". First appeared in Season One episode six of Single Parents.
"Dude, just mailman her".
by Danryan November 14, 2018
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A daring sexual act involving a moving vehicle. Much like "road-head", the receiver sits in the seat while the deliverer pleases him orally. The only difference is that the receiver is in the passenger seat, reaching over to steer the vehicle (much like a mailman on the job).
"We drove down to the Kenny Chesney concert, and on the way back i almost ran us into a semi while my gal was giving me The Mailman. The other people in the carpool were frightened"
by moopsaur December 24, 2013
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verb. To steer the car from the passenger seat, usually while both the drivers hands and attention are to be occupied. (usually lighting a fatty or bowl.

It's allways propper to thank your passenger for doing his duty.
Driver:Mailman!
(passenger then leans over and takes the wheel with one hand)
*lighter clicks* Puff puff pass.
Driver:Thanks Bro.
by bradwerd June 04, 2006
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When a lover mails there sperm or juices in the mail to another person.
My girlfriend is awesome and mailmans me all the time.
by Caption cool April 19, 2009
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Mailman is in reference to a penis. It's carrying two sacks of "mail".
My mailman is large.

My mailman is about to come deliver you something special.

You want some of my mailman?
by 4x4mudslinger@yahoo.com September 28, 2017
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