Madhu

a dopey, retarded donkey who can never get anything right and makes the dumbest mistakes imaginable

human: "don't close this"
madhu: "duuh"
human: "don't close this"
madhu: "duuuuh"
human: "don't close this"
madhu: "duuuuuhhh" and closes it, then says "dhorry, forsh of aabit"! with donkey retarded look on face

by donkey buster July 21, 2012

Madhu-Mita

a Madhu-Mita is a type to be a bit violent at times and look intimidating but at the end of the day she is a kind, caring, loving, but she just has a weird way of showing it. once you get to know a Madhu-Mita she is gonna be your friend for a long time.

Jack: hey that Madhu-Mita gurl is kinda intimidating
Alice: ya but when I got to know her she is super kind and caring
Jack: oh really I should be friends with her

by coco banana monkey September 26, 2020

Madhu Rata

Someone who is empathetic, kind, smart and cute. Hard-working and an avid book reader. Loves coffee and pani puri.

She is Madhu Rata

by gmadhu898 November 23, 2021

Madhu Styles Diss Team

A group of three friends who teamed up to diss Harry Styles on June 9th, 2020.

Madhu: did you check the messages on Madhu Styles Diss Team??
Darshi: No. Anyway it's only Imaan texting there.

by msdtuser_94 June 25, 2021

Madhu Mukul

A very large bloke , with an appetite for destruction , loves weed alot .

Omg ! You brought so much weed , you must be Madhu Mukul .

by Franzkafka11 November 23, 2021

Madhu

madhu is the most genuine kind hearted person i know. she is always full of energy and always laughing. she is so sweet and innocent and always there for you. she makes a miserable sad room turn happy and makes everyone around her happy. she is extremely smart and can always help you no matter what.

she is an amazing best friend and if you find her don’t let her go!!

‘madhu is so smart’

‘omg is that madhu, she’s so pretty’

by _xoxo_anonymous _ December 14, 2021

Madhu

To brutally obliterate a vast number of students beyond academic recovery with the use of mini quizzes, quizzes, and tests that reflect information neither taught in lecture nor present in posted supplemental notes, often resulting in students’ questioning of their worth as living beings

To truly Madhu his class, for their Chapter 2 test, the professor asked the students to calculate the quantum inertial force between two celestial bodies relative to their surfaces’ subatomic ratios (Chapter 2 covered the Pythagorean Theorem)

by Silly Troll 😜 October 19, 2025