macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton

"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."

by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016

Holy macaroni

An alternative to saying holy mackerel

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"

by Jayaway August 1, 2016

macaroni and cheese

The best damn thing since sliced bread.

I ate some macaroni and cheese today!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies

A great song made on the DS.

"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"

by beefjerky392 June 4, 2020

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

Macaronus

The singular form for a single piece of macaroni.

Sam was so obsessed with calculating his daily calorie intake that he calculated the exact number of macaronus that he ate every day.

by Warrior Of IHS November 27, 2016

too much macaroni sweats

the point of sweating that is similar to when you have eaten an excessive amount of macaroni. it can be described as sweat that you can feel on your forehead, but cannot see when dabbing with a cloth or towel.

Guy 1 "god, i can't eat any more KD, I'm starting to sweat"

Guy 2 " I do believe you are suffering from the too much macaroni sweats."

by Didney Worl July 8, 2012