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by rudge May 27, 2006
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Loosh

Loosh is an experimental measurement for the non-visible energy which permeates all life forms and physical matter which proves the existence of god through the ideological support of density and universal law

(Precursor Of Sunlight) > Sun > Sunlight travels through different variants of physical matter creating mutations which produce infinite versions of the original (precursor of sunlight) which is the non-describable god.

Proof of Loosh:
Cows eat grass / vegetation / lots of water (which can be measured in various forms)
Humans / carnivorous predators eat cows

If humans can eat cows and cows eat grass and the grass comes from a long chain of mutant reactions then this is proof that the same energy in different densities is compressed and harvested by however you wish to identify the (Precursor of sun - GOD).

Loosh can be harvested by all life forms but for reasons which I wish not to explain you will have to work this out for yourself.
Oh mate! Phil proper looshed us when he said he was going to lick Holly's face on Morning TV the other day.
by SueDoughNims May 25, 2021
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@looseh0les

@looseh0les are a dumb bitch who acts like your mother. They always give lectures and thinks they're a know it all but really they're just dumb. They're in love with their crush's mom and are horny for her. They like to bully their friends espicially @cvmstains, they're always calling him a faguette
Hey @looseh0les stfu nobody cares about your lectures
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Loosehole

A guy called Steve with a loosehole. Always thirsty, lover of cock and a complete cum chugger. Nice guy overall.
Steve you’re such a loosehole...
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loosha

An amazing and pretty girl , with a nice body and big tiddies and an ass and someone who's savage af and someone who's good at comforting people
She's such a loosha
by Yxv3v November 21, 2021
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loosh meister

nawlins native who gets dat pussy wet
by Margi K October 16, 2010
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dousche-a-loosh

One who acts like a dousche, but it five times worse
Dylan, stop being a dousche-a-loosh
by Terchek November 16, 2006
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