Free Loot

When something is obtained by someone without that person paying for it or expecting it to happen. It could be a materialistic item or an experience. The phrase originated form rapper Jorlov who started using it on IG live when an artist would drop a new song or he found weed in his grinder.

"bro Becky left her puff bar at the house, free loot!"

by Lil butt plugggg May 27, 2021

Loofus

Loser + Doofus

1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.

Reyna: I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON'S BEING SO DENSE THIS IS THE MOST LITERAL PROMPT EVER
Jason: It was...a cardiologist? Why would you draw a heart and a stethoscope to a prompt that says "cardiologist"? How did you expect me to get that?
Piper: Stop being such a loofus, Jason. You need to up your game.

by boopanije June 3, 2020

Loot Goblin

That one person that steals all the loot leaving behind a wasteland of nothingness for everyone else, to the dismay and almost always negatively influencing his party through either leaving them with their financials ruined or with no gear, though most of the time a combination of the two.

Vognir: *silence*
MLG: *where's vognir?*
Confiq: *He's pushing, so either we all int and push or we don't get loot*
MLG: *lmao goddamn loot goblin*

by 3601337noscop3s March 31, 2020

lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Loot Crate

Hey are you a nerd? Do you like a bunch of worthless shit? Do you like a bunch of junk on your desk? So much junk you cant even put what you need on it. Do you like pop culture references on cafe press quality t-shirts? A ninja VS pirate mouse pad! Wow sweet,awesomesauce! Do you like Doctor Who? Who doctor doesn't?! Are you deranged?! Introducing Loot Crate! A service that allows you to get junky stuff every month in your mail! Just imagine every month a loot crate by your house filled with little trinkets..Never stopping! NEVER WILL STOP..Increasing with junk every month! There is no more room in the house! Garbage all over, boxes and packing peanuts no room to spare. We have cheap plastic and you have an obsession! It's only $25 a month and you get a package every single fucking month. Also don't forget to make a shitty unboxing video of you attempting to hide how disappointed you are. Waiting for something you ACTUALLY LIKE!

Youtuber: Whoa bro! Did you see my loot crate unboxing on youtube!

Youtuber's friend: yea bro that stuff was shit

by MaxhasTax August 5, 2015

looptrolley

A total fiasco; something or someone built up to be great that is a failure in every way.

My blind date turned out to be a looptrolley when he showed up fifteen minutes late with his mom.

by Forest Park February 27, 2019

Sir Loft

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

by Shougo April 1, 2022