camp longhorn

Heaven on earth---a place where you are guaranteed a great summer.

Dude---I am so sick of Dallas...I'm ready for CLH

by Emma June 19, 2003

longhair

A man -or- woman with longer-than-average hair.

My mom is really proud of me for remaining a longhair despite the current bobbed-and-layered hairstyle trend.

by monkiesee monkiedo November 15, 2005

longhand

the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.

here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.

me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?

by the big skeez February 25, 2008

longhairs

Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.

"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."

"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.

by Psyclonix December 30, 2011

Camp Longhorn

Not the future training sight of sluts of the world. People who say that are just jealous whores themselves. Best 3 weeks of your life. The only reason to make it through the school year.

I can't wait for summer so that I can go back to Camp Longhorn!

by SP 04 April 22, 2006

Longhorn Salute

When you’re at longhorn steakhouse and you are too drunk to drive, you perform this salute

“Fuck I’m so hammered I must perform a Longhorn Salute” *hands keys to bartender*

by Stank Nacho July 14, 2022

longhair

A metal dude.

Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.

by rosestar August 31, 2010