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longhao

Better watch out or the Longhao might come.
by MisterBull November 16, 2018
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Longhouse

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.
by karqz November 12, 2022
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Windows Longhorn

The codename for Windows Vista. It featured a sidebar built into explorer.exe and was based on the Windows XP codebase up until Windows Longhorn Build 4093. From Windows Longhorn build 4008, explorer.exe had a severe memory leak and wasn't fully fixed until the development reset. The development was resetted in September 2004 and based on Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase. The first Windows Longhorn build to feature the Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase was Windows Longhorn Build 5048. It was slow and laggy. Windows Longhorn was a fucked up development project from Microsoft.
Yeah bro! I have Windows Longhorn build 3718, the classic Operating System.
by ddoser July 13, 2012
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Camp Longhorn

heaven...hallie will always be with us there
by mike December 23, 2004
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longhorned

To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.
Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"
by Barbicakes June 20, 2008
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Camp Longhorn

1.Truly and Honestly my favorite place in the world. I wait all year just so i can go back to CLH. Whatever branch and whatever term, it is a wonderful experience that I wouldn't give up for the world.

Though it's been said... It really is 2. heaven on earth.

3. Attawaytogo CLH, and dear god we love you.
"When life gets me down, I just think about the next time I get to spend at camp longhorn."

"I wish I was out of school and back at CLH"
by Bailey Burgundy March 21, 2009
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longhorn lick

Longhorn Lick, similar to Raider Rash is an STD that cause the genital area to burn and chaff. Longhorn Lick effects those who have a sexual experience with someone who attends the University of Texas.
Guy: Yo! That chick from the party last night gave me Longhorn Lick! My dick is on fire.

Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.
by TheRamFam November 5, 2019
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