too much loft

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.

Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

LOTC

Liquid-On-The-Chin

Tuff Trey had LOTC when he came out of the locker room

by UDBHH March 4, 2009

Loft Wall

It’s literally Anix’s definition of a wall that is on a loft.

“A loft wall, Urban Dictionary is like listening to me now...” -Anix

by Frowoah July 7, 2020

box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008

old hay loft

This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.

My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.

by gavinity July 31, 2008

Lofty Thoughts

Lofty Thoughts - Philosophical in nature, typically lofty in prose and rhythm - fruity by today's standards, but with balls. A lofty thought extends into the aether. Usual of the enlightenment era and mostly abstract in the truest nature, i.e. what is a perfect square...not in reality but in perfection. Plato personified...Similar to the contemplative life espoused by Aristotle.

After he made over a million dollars in 6 months, he took an entire month off to drink wine, smoke his pipe, and think lofty thoughts in his Virginia mansion retreat. Such as: what exactly is the true nature of virtue, and if the forms exist, how do they apply to my current situation?

by Your Yo August 6, 2017

Leftcath

And over-educated, under-socialized homosexual who uses a Catholic aesthetic to disguise his philosophical superficiality and prior commitment to Marxist materialism. He often is coping with the after effects of daily bullying he experienced in high school from those whom he knows are his natural superiors.

This effeminate LeftCath is arguing that St. Thomas would support taking people off ventilators.

by Marcantonio Colonna June 4, 2020