Lissencephaloid

An insult generally used to call another person stupid. Derives from the medical term for smooth-brainedness (lissencephaly). A harder-hitting form of the term "smooth-brain."

Adam: If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
David: Dude, you're such a fucking lissencephaloid.

by Bigolebenis November 5, 2022

Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

areola listener

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties

She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.

by lovedemtitties February 18, 2014

non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.

"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"

by Merrillizer January 28, 2017

Hits Listener

A person that only listens to the most popular tracks by a band or artist. The main audience for psuedo-indie bands and/or electronic musicians.

Person 1: "Hey, have you listened to Ariel Pink's latest?"

Person 2: "No I haven't, but I'll download their discography and listen to the first three tracks in order of popularity on Last.Fm - then I'll tell you."

Person 1: "You big Hits Listener."

by BlackPenguinPants December 20, 2010

Weezer Listener

a slur for white people
typically a bland or stereotypical Californian, who sometimes but not always listens to weezer

guy: did you break up with brad?
girl: yeah i couldn't stand him he was such a Weezer Listener

by 19inchCockdmme April 1, 2020

Good listener

Someone who is really good at listening to other and helping with problems and giving advice, but can also show signs of loneliness and fake happiness. These people need to be listened to as well.

I am a good listener but feel as though no one listens to me.

by Nuada December 18, 2012