Lionel

To get Lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

Derives from the name of the Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi.

Messi = Messy.

"Last night got a bit Lionel; I was sick everywhere and Steve didn't come home!"

by thevinmeister October 6, 2009

Lionel

Used to show a male wishes to have sexual relations with a female. This is due to the 1993 Lionel Ritchie smash hit single All Night Long (All Night), the title elludes to what the male would be doing to said female.

"Oh god, i'd Lionel that."

by The_MDawg May 29, 2008

Lionel

To Lionel someone is to chose between two social options and then inform the party that was not chosen at the last possible moment.

Peter was going to come with on the bachelors weekend but then he Lionel'd us one hour before we were due to leave so he could attend the Justin Bieber concert instead.

by Notch"LifeSaver"Johnson August 7, 2014

a lionel

a lionel blair - stare. Referring to the 'cut you dead' stare that an angry Lionel Blair shot the disguised Noel Edmunds whilst being set up on for a 'gotcha' on Noels's House Party show.

He turned to his missus after coming out of the supermarket, having been given a filthy look by some old dear for pawing the melons for freshness....''Did you see her giving me a Lionel?''

by Celery Peach December 27, 2007

Lionels

A slang used for condoms.

"Let me just slip on one of my Lionels and we're good to go!"

by KittyBurger August 20, 2011

lionelle

A woman strong as a lion but also kind and nurturing.

You're a great person Lionelle

by ShastaOriana December 22, 2016

Lionels

Cockney rhyming slang for flared trousers re: 'flares' - shortening of the full phrase 'Lionel Blairs'.

Fuck me! Look at the size of the Lionels on that twat!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008