Definitions by NotASpoon

Kyle 

The best and most intelligent person alive. However, a Kyle is not only intelligent, but very handsome and athletic. In fact, The average Kyle has an IQ of about 176 and a 4:21 minute mile! Additionally, I, a fellow Kyle, was announced as the Times Magazine 2006 person of the year! All in all, the information above is proof that ALL Kyle's are great, and that is why I think that the next president should be someone named Kyle.

Person 1: Hey man, I was wondering what the best name is.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?

Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.

Kyle by NotASpoon February 3, 2020

Lionel 

A spoon who says his name is better than mine.

person 1: hey lionel
person 2: go spoon off, Kyle is a better name than lionel!

Lionel by NotASpoon January 24, 2020