liberating a waffle

to take(leave) a shit

I'm gonna go liberate a waffle. After I"m done taking the cosby kids to the pool, well go out to eat.

by Shmooie Bueno April 12, 2003

loiterbating

noun,the act of masturbating while loitering. some popular places for loiterbating are: 7-11, walmart, and costco.

Hey bro I was loiterbating at 7-11 yesterday with my girl.

by da bombbater June 18, 2011

bikerbating

Riding your bike trainer while strangling your monkey until your chain and floor are both covered in white lightning.

I used to hate riding the trainer in the winter until I put the bike in front of the tv, got some porn, and started bikerbating.

by bikerag August 25, 2006

lifeurbating

The act of going through your life without conflict or partaking in activites that would add further enrichment.

Bob won't find a job, make friends or read a book. He's lifeurbating.

by Richard "BDM" Smith December 17, 2008

Lurkerbating

To masturbate to something someone else is doing inconspicuously.

"I caught Dylan lurkerbating outside my window while I was looking up porn!"
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that.

by The Guy With The Pants January 25, 2011

likebaiting

Posting things on social media because you know everyone will like it.

I was totally likebaiting when I posted a picture of my mom on Mother's Day.

I changed my status to "engaged", because likebaiting.

by KevoTheMighty May 12, 2013

Laterbating

Laterbating: To masturbate about somebody, later.

"He didn't know we followed him home from the Halloween Party, we were gonna sneak downstairs and scare the shit out of him. Bust open the door and there's bro: got Journey on full blast, standing on the end of the bed with his leg up on the post, Laterbating to a picture of Natan dressed as Satan, metal horns to the sky. We didn't even say anything. We couldn't. It was kind of a moment. So we just sat there and watched."

And that, my friends, was how we turned gay in the summer of 69.

by Nippletitski December 20, 2025