Lichtman

Some Jewish girl that thinks the messiah has come in the form of water ice from Rita's.

currently resides in PA

Upon arriving to Rita's... "This water ice IS the messiah!"

by YouKnowWho April 11, 2003

lightanddevin

so these people i guess like eachother or someting idk so thats why i made this so like if u could like let this get accepted i'd love you forever, yes?

let's get that booty

let's get that lightanddevin

by lehoofer April 3, 2019

lightmonger

The chaos of light. Without it, all are blind.

Jesus was a real lightmonger.

by Yohei_no_Shi April 30, 2021

lightmonth

The measured distance of light that travels in a period of 30 (average month) days, approximately 725,257,895,040 kilometers.

Lightmonth is approaching trillions, kilometers will be ineffective for simplifying massive numbers.

by 1m1m0 September 3, 2022

Lightmare

The antonym for “Nightmare”.
Instead of an unpleasant dream that induces negative emotions, it refers to a pleasant, comedic and laugh-inducing dream that causes situations of strong pleasure and comfort; potentially causing the person to wake up later than scheduled.

A: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
B: Why did you laugh? Did you lose it due to 1 of your nightmares?
A: It was not a nightmare, it was a lightmare. The scenes were too funny… XD

by MosesC August 24, 2023

allan lichtman

Self-proclaimed election predictor who correctly guessed the winner of Presidential elections 10 times between 1984 and 2020 using a system of "13 keys to the White House" but finally got it wrong in 2024 due to measuring the keys using his personal bias this time.

Allan Lichtman incorrectly predicted Donald Trump would lose the 2024 US Presidential Election because Kamala Harris actually had 9 out of 13 keys against her favor.

by Anti-Establishment Liberal November 22, 2024

Allan Lichtman

Allan J. Lichtman received his Ph.D. from Harvard University, specializing in modern American history and quantitative methods. He became an Assistant Professor of History at American University in 1973, and a Distinguished Professor in 2011. He has published thirteen books and several hundred popular and scholarly articles. He has lectured in the US and internationally and provided commentary for major US and foreign networks and leading newspapers and magazines across the world. He has been an expert witness in some 100 civil and voting rights cases. Lichtman's prediction system, the Keys to the White House, has correctly predicted 10 out of 11 US presidential elections since 1984.

Professor, Allan Lichtman, created the prediction method titled "13 Keys to the White House"

by Lichtman Loyalist May 29, 2025