laceration

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.

That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.

by Dr Slash February 18, 2010

Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

by Macquarie January 17, 2009

laceration

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

Lacation

The way a compliance engineer would spell Location.

Yes, seriously, Dayne Tyner really sent an email to his colleagues with Lacation in the subject and body.

by HerebecauseofDayne October 29, 2015

datecation

The act of going away for the weekend to a local hotel/motel.

Laura was on me that we don't go out enough so we went downtown for a datecation last weekend. Hotel sex is always better.

by Big Pappa Smurfz March 5, 2009

vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

Laycation

Defines what one does after being laid off from work. Actions are determined how much cash, credit or the size of a buy-out package.

A Laycation can include but not be limited to:
1)Going to live in your parents basement to read the compendium of Mad Magazine until market conditions improve. (ie. No cash flow)
2)A bike tour through Mexico.(ie. enough cash flow)
3) Going to live in Provence, France to hone your culinary skills and relax. (ie. Lots of cash)

by Gimlet Swiller December 31, 2008