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V lapse

Random reoccurrence of testicular pain well after initial vasectomy aching. Can occur years after frozen peas period has passed.
Sorry guys, can't shoot hoops today, I think I'm having a V lapse.
by FriendlyDan February 4, 2015
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lapse of judgment

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.
"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."
by Peaches86 October 4, 2018
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The Lapse

An American indie band formed in late 1997. The band was comprised of Chris Leo (formerly of Native Nod) and Toko Yasuda (formerly of The Van Pelt and Blonde Redhead. Chris played guitar while Toko played bass. Both sang. Much of the vocals were delivered as spoken-word. The band released two records through Southern Records; Betrayal! and Heaven' Ain't Happenin'. The band broke up in 2001, and its extensive influence in the United States indie scene is often overlooked. Yasuda currently plays in the band Enon, while Leo leads The Vague Angels.
The Lapse was one of the greatest American indie bands of all-time.
by Ted Leo April 23, 2008
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papa lapped a pap lopped

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.
by theintertron June 17, 2004
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Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.
"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"
by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017
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lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops
Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement
by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008
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i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven
by SpecialID March 5, 2021
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