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Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)
Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.
by Holly M S July 4, 2010
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Lapatate

To lapatate is spread lube over your ass and thighs and then smack your ass against someone else's lube-covered ass and thighs.
She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."
by limejarritos December 3, 2020
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LaPlaca

"I wish my last name was LaPlaca!"
by sweet dick willy58 October 18, 2008
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lapalanche

Verb. When one transitions from a sitting position to a standing one and whatever the contents of their lap falls to the floor ( i.e. lighter, money, cell phone, keys, pills etc., etc.,) with a loud thud surprising everyone in the room including themselves occurring several times to multiple persons whilst shamelessly getting TurnT & Burnt up excessively bumping they gums not giving a fuck.
Brady just stood up and there was a lapalanche of lighters, cell phone speakers and pills all over the floor.

Dude, you just stood up and lapalanched your whole bag of dro and money, fool, now pick that shit up!
by DirTy J & ToRiNastY... January 19, 2014
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lapcat

a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or shiting and pissing problems then return to the lap. The cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more
Merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to piss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap
by sirlameus617 February 7, 2008
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Lavacate

When a covered carbonated or dairy-based beverage spills from the top of the cup lid, resembling lava gushing out from a volcano.
Sip your ice cream shake, Denny, or your drink will lavacate from the lid
by locksmith_bobby June 12, 2011
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lavaca

Cow town. Small as shit. Nothing to do. Assholes everywhere.
Smells like saddens and dumb fuckery, we must be in Lavaca.
by Mrsotatoheadsex January 17, 2017
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