Lanhard's Theorem

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.

Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler

by Michael McMinn March 4, 2008

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Langham Creek High School

Langham Creek High School or also known as “Gangham” resides in Cypress Fairbanks ISD. It was the fourth high school to be made in the district.

This school is highly known for its popularity in the local media. The fights are one of a kind and honestly quite amusing. The school also has a bats and while their mascot may be the Lobos they should honestly change it to the Bats, but let’s be honest Lobos sounds better than Bats.

Everyday and every year there’s something going on in that school. So let’s never forget the fights, the sex scandal, the masturbations that happened in class, the car crash, dirty condoms, the bats, the dogs, the drug arrest, the kid who brought a gun, and most of all let’s never forget about the friends we made along the way.

Langham Creek may seem trashy but it holds a special place in our hearts.

Here’s our Alma Mater if anyone cares:
We the students of Langham Creek High

Held close by our pride.

Drawn by loyalty to our colors true

Our red, black and white.

Striving e'er to seek to know,

down the path of life.

With much joy we recall these times

Had at Langham Creek High.

Anyways you’ll definitely make memories in this school whether it’s bad or good!

-“wow did you hear? Langham Creek High School were in lockdown cause a kid brought a gun to school!”(kid ended up being in an actual gang and was out on bail but then had to go back to jail cause he possibly murdered someone)

-“come at me bro, you’re a fucking pussy!” (Something someone said to his opponent during a fight at Langham Creek High School)

-“do you love me?” No reply *sucking noises continues* (Something I heard in the stairwell when skipping fifth period around C lunch at Langham Creek High School)

-“ooh look it’s another used condom!” (The whole class saw the used condom near the chemistry hall at Langham Creek High School)

-“Coolmath is not educational if you keep playing Papa’s wingeria.” (My math teacher said this while I was using a computer at Langham Creek High School)

-“lmao I want to die.” (Random kid said during passing period at Langham Creek High School)

-“Hey so due to last Friday’s incident we decided that everyone gets free ice cream tomorrow.” (What the principal said after the kid brought a gun to school through the PA system in Langham Creek High School)

-“did you hear? The soccer coach is fucking one of his students.” (He actually was and she was bragging about it to other students in Langham Creek High School)

-“I’m not kidding Mrs.X I need to take a massive shit right now!” (Kid said this out loud during class in Langham Creek High School)

by Orangetoastyboi January 6, 2021

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Latham

Latham

(n.) Australian expression, referring to the former Labor Party leader Mark Latham. It refers to any man who enjoys saying offensive things online as well as in the media and not taking responsibility for his words and actions.

(v.) Australian expression, referring to the act of acting like former Labor Party leader Mark Latham, as in, making offensive comments to and about people online and in the media.

1. "Some absolute Latham has been on TV, saying that there's too much politically correctness and that people in the suburbs don't care about gender or racial equality."

2. "You would never want to go Full Latham and start abusing people online".

by Preston Towers July 7, 2018

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